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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seamonster66, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    And lots of alcohol!

    My coworker and I were just discussing how we sell most of the vices of humanity... gas and oil, alcohol, tobacco, gambling... all we need is a prostitution/pornography booth in the back and we'd be all set.
     
  2. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Dont forget candy...
     
  3. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    it is the most essential store in a way, a target range might be nice
     
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    No way, candy is the best thing ever!!!

    And we also sell tortured animal flesh that I have to cook.
     
  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    don't worry, not much flesh in those, and by the time they are cooked especially :(
     
  6. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Candy rocks, don't get me wrong but it's still a vice.
     
  7. May Aizelle

    May Aizelle Member

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    we would lock the door and people would have to knock so we'd notice them.. I hated working nights because we got robbed once and like no one is around at night.. now the cops stop by ever half an hour to make sure everything is fine.. thank god I dont work there anymore
     
  8. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    I agree, one of my co-workers was always tweaked and or tweaking. CONSTANTLY. I was always picking up her slack, and her taking credit for it. lmao...in the end, the manager knew what was up.
     
  9. seamonster66

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    thank god I still have achance of being right here, 71%, I stick by it, we're only getting a sampling of people who want to articualkte their feelings online, a different subset of the whole
     
  10. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    Well if i worked in such a boring job im sure i would have to be off my face...i would just sit there alnight with a drip directly in my vein to serve all those nasty devillish reptiles and the like...lol
     
  11. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    so does this mean that anyone who works graveyard shift is a tweaker? I've worked 12-hr graveyard shifts yrs ago at a hospital, but I ain't no tweaker
     
  12. somedude

    somedude Member

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    85% of late night pizza delivery drivers are stoned and drunk by the end of their shift, courtesy of the customers.
     
  13. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    I'll agree sorta..I have also delivered pizza for domino's, got invited back to quite a few homes to party for whenever I got off work....
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i had this one guy show up to deliver food at my hotel room. he was so fucking blazed i was surprised he could speak. my soda was spilled all over his truck, my ice cream was melted, and my food was all in one big pile in the box. i tipped him $5 for being able to get there at all.
     
  15. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    lmao...yeah, you gotta love when that one happens. :)
     
  16. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I suppose they have to check to see how creepy you look, since they are letting you in I guess you're aight in their books!

    One for you!
     
  17. seamonster66

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    aha, what a cinematic moment :D
     

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