7 word story

for being naked and having such a

 

horrible personality. I picked up my bag

 

and shook my ball sweat on everyones

 

coffee, and marched on to Washington D.C.

 

to wait for Obamas inauguration ceremony in

 

my favorite trenchcoat and ski mask, I

 

loaded my Mannlicher-carcano 6.5mm with two shells

 

turns out it was the best day

 

for taking a head shot ....but not

 

that their post are read by NSA

 

it is read by homeland security, so

 

they been driving by my house all

 

the time flipping me off, and looking

 

in my bathroom windows....they even opened

 

the door once and saw me naked

 

while i was masturbating to homemade porn

 

and eating spaghetti with toasted garlic bread

 

They looked like robots standing there, staring

 

at my dog as he ate his

 

American flag, they arrested me instantly, and