7 word story

try and pretend, so i watch the

 

backdoor to his hair style salon until

 

a crazy chainsaw man came running through

 

wearing only white pearls and a Zorro

 

and i laughed, she got scared then

 

started yelling at me to kill him

 

so i ran with a plate because

 

spoon and cow jumped over the moon

 

but fell down and made a huge

 

dent in the new fax hardwood floor....

 

right where the dog usually sleeps and

 

throw the cats outside to eat mice

 

before sitting down to watch family guy

 

the ipecac episode is on again and

 

if you are retarded you will enjoy

 

beating the crap out of Bull Emia

 

over and over and over again.....then

 

going to the fridge to make a

 

huge fatty meal for him and stuffing

 

his face with cupcakes making anyone passout