7 word story

infantry....his air force days were over

 

so he buttoned his pants and went

 

to Louisiana to help clean up after

 

drag queens at the mardi gras celebration

 

lost there cloths and didnt like teasing

 

their hair.....they preferred to have wigs

 

but couldnt afford them due to extensive

 

shortage of human hair....SHEEP wool was

 

extremely nice to rub against and also

 

was very itchy and caused many people

 

discomfort and in extreme cases suffered from

 

crazy random seizures which produce totally weird

 

sexual results of an inexplicable nature in

 

south african land mites. These creatures like.....

 

to crawl into humans ears and dig

 

nests in which to lay their small

 

eggs that will hatch when there's a

 

large amount of semen inserted into their

 

nose, then when it reaches the inside

 

it helps food digest making hospitals very