7 word story

his fist so i ran up his

 

bar tab and took off without paying

 

my share, but I only got to

 

the door when i realized i forgot

 

my cellphone on the urinal.....and someone had

 

ran out the back playing games which

 

he lost, so he threw a wild

 

animal at me. I picked it up

 

skinned it and slept good that night

 

the next morning I was sorry I

 

drank so much rye ....I was really

 

sorry! because I had slept with my

 

neighbors pit bull and he just wouldnt

 

let me play with the smelly large

 

vagina of hers. So I called hers

 

the only thing I could think of

 

"a box full of cow tongues", but

 

i got a box full of ear drums

 

for supper and boy did they taste

 

like chicken, just like my mom used