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their armpits! They just keep moaning and

 

then fell out of bed and knocked

 

Emelio Estevez from Disney's "The Mighty Ducks"

 

RIGHT into an old, black and white

 

Movie that was playing on my flatscreen

 

The look on Emilio's face ~ just priceless!

 

so I held him hostage like I

 

did his brother Charlie a few weeks

 

later. I wanted ransom for my T.V.

 

but instead got a new bumper car

 

So I drove it into a lake

 

and met a mermaid who gave me

 

directions to the nearest restroom, I parked

 

and flirted with the homos who hang

 

at those places, then I realized I'm

 

being watched by these weirdos and they

 

looked like they wanted to have sex

 

with monkeys while old people watched and

 

I knew I was in trouble when

 

that silverback gorilla looked at me with