7 word story

because its driving me insane, i need vacation

 

time in the worst way! Alas, i

 

dont understand what that person just talked

 

about ~ i think it's on some sort

 

of texas talk, so i moved northwest

 

where its much colder and the people

 

can't go out and mow their yards

{ which, btw, i just did! }

 

without wearing long underwear and a coat

 

and one of those spacesuit things, with

 

laser guns and polarized face shield lenses

 

but who wants to go through that

 

brick wall with a tank?...I do

 

just for the fun of it....Then

 

I would probably curl up with a

 

nice handmade afghan, and pop a few

 

bullets into the ceiling to scare the

 

unbeliveably noisy, not to mention cabbage cooking,

 

old jewish couple that never leave their

 

bed, it would seem, even for a

 

bullet that is lodged in both of