7 word story

Meanwhile, on the other side of town,

 

onto plaid blankets indicating MacGregor lineage, thusly

 

creating a giant vaccume what sucked the

 

brains out of all the fugly people

 

who then became beautiful people eating 3,000

 

human infant corpses and washing them down

 

with koolaid the fun strawberry kind because

 

only queers and donkey punchers drink the

 

yellow snow on top of children mountains

 

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While broony was golfing in tibet, a/an

 

lockness monster jumped from behind the tree

 

the monster said "pull down your pants...

 

with smooth motion" i did not listen

 

to what it said because I didn't

 

speak korean, so i moved to australlia

 

but the gnarly thang followed me!!! Cripes.

 

what am i to do, i am

 

just a lowly worm herder, looking for

 

sticks and stones so i can break

 

some phones, and stop this incessant ringing