7 word story

He was a transvestite, and really looked

 

like harry potter, except he couldnt fly

 

with made it impossible for him to

 

eat 1000 apples, giving him the shits

 

broony always enjoyed talking about the shits

 

and even wrote an encyclopedic novel, outlining

 

the different styles and textures of various

 

drapery fabrics for use in Circus tents.

 

Over in the next car on the

 

interstate running through the wilds of east

 

side Los Angeles where the shootings are

 

some times real, some time in movies

 

he felt that a sudden call to

 

911 from a payphone would be funny

 

but reaching into the coin-return slot

 

all he could feel was a gooey,

 

bubble gum that some jackass had stuffed

 

in there, but forgot his wallet inside

 

the peep show booth around the corner

 

where all the perverts liked to jerkoff