7 word story

the cop standing on the corner whistling

 

the theme to Laverne and Shirley while

 

touching his donkey in an innappropriate manner.

 

This started a spin off to the

 

the judge sent him to prison only

 

to feel the warmth of his mother's

 

puke when the verdict was read aloud

 

.
Then having nothing better to do, the

 

ungrateful swine urinated on the table behind

 

the court reporter and yelled out loud

 

"your going to prison" so we did

 

what any insane person would do, scream

 

until our we pissed ourselves and then

 

calmly walked out the rear door to

 

the nearest bus station and got out

 

a machete and threatened the driver to

 

pull my pants down and give me

 

a giant steeltoed kick in the ass

 

He didnt oblige, So I sat down

 

on a baseball bat instead ....and cried