7 word story

time I won absolutely nothing so I

 

robbed the store instead and got a

 

carton of smokes and some slim jims

 

but forgot the dxm so I went

 

back and asked the clerk if he

 

would sell his soul for twenty bucks

 

and he said only if I would

 

hold his hand and help him pee

 

so we walked to the mens room

 

and my God, he had the weirdest

 

little puppy in there ...it was so

 

hyper it was bouncing off the filthy

 

magazines and it actually managed to open

 

a stall door and jumped head first

 

into my pocket...and ate my new

 

pocket protector that I just stole from

 

the indian man at the shop in

 

India..the one where they sell fake

 

everything, not to say the quality isnt

 

good....because it really isnt...but the