7 word story

a butt flap, when your beard was

 

not as full and well proportioned as

 

your wifes, so you did it her

 

english lessons at the YMCA where she

 

taught immigrants how to read and listen

 

to rap music...then write interpretive dance

 

1000 times. Many years later it all

 

fell apart when a civil war started

 

between me and the USA, It ended

 

with Canada winning everything ...including niagara falls

 

....especially niagra falls, because they actually found

 

hidden tunnels lined with gold and women

 

along with osama bin laden's secret hideout

 

and casino....where all the rich Arabs

 

pretend to be king crab fishermen working

 

on the titanic and singing Celine Dion

 

then on a scratch ticket I won

 

a free kick in the ass....it

 

was the best day of my life

 

so I bought another ticket and this