7 word story

made improperly and all they saw was

 

were purple elephants dancing in the streets

 

beginning what was to become the largest

 

gay pride parade ever to pass through

 

the world. They took over California with

 

the greatest of ease, those big purple

 

elephants had saddles and little red hats

 

that would make any straight man turn

 

(A) poison sun sleeps under the Chernobyl rubble.


Does "a" count as a word?

If so I fucked up! lol

 

so i grabbed a beer at 8am

 

Yes it does count and Yes you guys are bad at making this story even slightly make sense..


I grabbed a beer at 8am.

and then I threw up on grandma

 

Edit-

A Poisonous sun sleeps under Chernobyl's skeleton.

 

effectivley turning this thread into choas and

 

sending it off into a new direction

 

causing an entire new story to develope

 

if you shake it like a polaroid

 

or merely let it set, either way

 

its still a shitty blurry picture of

 

you in the 70's with those big

 

one piece pyjamas that had feet and