7 word story

had a deep resentment towards gnomes

 

the man couldnt stop thinking about gnomes

 

and pizza...he wanted to eat both

 

he dreamt about his first bite of

 

gnome flavoured pizza...it had a chunky

 

pieces of gnome thigh, with tomato sauce

 

peperoni ,parmesan cheese and crust stuffed with

 

cheese from the milk of a gnome

 

that gave me the shits which sucked

 

I wondered are there even female gnomes?

 

said the lonely male gnome as he

 

got his nuts eaten once again! That

 

need to work on a farm in

 

the jungle to harvest many types of

 

weird people who cant keep any continuity

 

will post in this thread, with great

 

manic detail! Not caring if the gnome

 

tatses good or not...they will eat

 

with their mouths open and burp loudly

 

while farting like french whores who ate