7 word story

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  1. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    this other gnome named Joe, that motherfucker
     
  2. Dagaz

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    BBad with the little pointy pink upright :D
     
  3. Dagaz

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    (got out of line somehow, sorry)

    took my IPOD and put nasty sticky
     
  4. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    semen sample where the USB plugs in
     
  5. *kushbaby*

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    i was so mad i bent him
     
  6. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    in half, and then flicked him across
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    the room into a bowl of soup
     
  8. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    he got up and pulled his beard
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    off.....it was fake....he couldnt afford
     
  10. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    a real one. I felt bad for
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

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    the little guy...so i gave him
     
  12. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    a hand out of the soup dish
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    and then kicked his ass out the
     
  14. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    dog food again, then I gave him
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a whole night alone with my girlfriend
     
  16. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    she began by putting the entire gnome
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    in a strawberry jelly sauce bath...then
     
  18. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    slowly started licking it all off and
     
  19. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    took a couple of bites too, it
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    tastes like chicken she exclaimed with a
     
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