7 word story

a pot of boiling wax ....to remove

 

my leg hair because i like when

 

i feel silky smooth like a babies

 

ear since im going deff from stupidity

 

and suffering from alzeimers and lymphoma but

 

thankfully, I don't have erectile dysfunction or

 

saggy breasts....because that would mean the

 

wet tshirt competition i'm in next week

 

would be ruined because it would be

 

snowing and the shirts wouldnt get wet

 

only ever so slightly moist far less

 

appealing to men who expect to be

 

entertained by super models with giant breasts

 

and small brains who like to cook

 

and wait for you to get home

 

or better yet...they are the breadwinner

 

and you are the housewife, cooking, cleaning

 

and flirting with the mail lady who

 

always drives a strange small white truck

 

thats cool because the steering wheel is