7 word story

Wizards and Molemen from the great moon

 

looked upon this fact with jaundiced eyes

 

and accepted it as fact....because they

 

Were too malnutritioned to even know what

 

jaundice is bad news for your liver

 

Grabbing their crotches, which they mistook for

 

Easter eggs that were ready to break

 

because they were pre-cracked by crazy

 

miniture horses with hammers stuck to them

 

by raving superglue sniffing lunatics that always

 

stick hammers to mini horses at night

 

in the hopes that they manage to

 

kill demons. I never rode a mini

 

horse, before; hope it doesn't get wedged

 

between two trees....because that would be

 

hard on the knees because theyd have

 

tree bark chunks in the skin and

 

sticks up my ass, at least thats

 

what Oneness dreams of every time he

 

is being an asshole all day long