7 word story

then dropped him on a turtle that

 

died later that day in a low

 

water crossing ~ it was a freak accident

 

caught on tape...an submitted to Americas..

 

Most Wanted, because he was wanted, for

 

snorkling without a license ~ if you can

 

breathe underwater ...you dont really need a

 

snorkle, after all! His remains will be

 

eaten by cannibals. who went to subway

 

and got really sick from tainted meat

 

they puked all over the subway conductor

 

who proceeded to lecture them, and then

 

threw them in the crater. Nobody even

 

noticed he began to smell really bad

 

And we journeyed on to the center

 

of a tootsie pop...it took 179

 

licks in the new measurement system "Super

 

lickter scale" ....where the standard unit of

 

a mile is a lick and a tootsie-pop

 

stick....multiplied by 20,057.223 then subtract 9