7 word story

Which was 700x hotter than the sun

 

and gave santa a sunburn.... so Christmas

 

Was postponed until further notice. The Elves

 

rubbed Preparation H all over Santa and

 

it didnt work, he would need the

 

painful skin grafts so he dropped his

 

pet ferret off at the nail salon

 

and headed for a vacation in sunny

 

California! Santa enjoyed his trip because of

 

the Canadian potholes were filled with snow

 

Santa then developed skin cancer, the sun

 

was not the culprit but the suspected

 

secret government UV Radiation population control conspiracy

 

which was exposed by hip forums own

 

paranoid drug addicts. Athough the conspiracy was

 

made believable by SignRelateds in-depth analysis which

 

included the true origin of man that

 

we are direct descendents of the wild

 

apes, and they were descendents of the

 

well known pygmy tribe of Lawlawl. So,