5.1 word story

enormous oven, because it wasn't r

 

really required for a driving t

 

test. sometimes when they get h

 

hard to handle you have t

 

grab them by the horns a

 

after a long day of c

 

cussing at my refrigerator, I f

 

find it's easier to smoke j

 

Joe's tires when he pulls o

 

out of my driveway u

 

underwater. I live in an underwater cave you see and i have f

 

funnels and fun all d

 

day i rest my penis o

 

over hot burning coals, toasting i

 

it in the brisk winter n

 

needing graham crackers and chocolate. d

 

Domination in bed was later E

 

ecstatically painful rigorous relaxation. hard t

 

to eat vegtables and l

 

(that is either 4 words plus a letter or five words without a letter....)