440,000+ people sign up to storm Area 51

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  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    This September, tons of people are planning to storm through Area 51 in hopes to uncover UFO and government secrets.\

    They all plan to do what they call a "Naruto run" by throwing their heads forward and their arms back as they sprint forward to Area 51.

    'They can't stop all of us': Over 400,000 people planning to raid Area 51 all at once

    “We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the event description reads. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”


    This, my friends, is peak internet :sunglasses:
     
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  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    How would you even accomodate 50,000 in that area?

    Theres transport, sleeping arrangements, water, food, portaloos....
     
  3. guerillabedlam

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    About a week after, I expect people to complain about the terrible treatment the trespassers are receiving at the Area 51 detainment centers.
     
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  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Bob Lazar, who claims to have worked with alleged alien technology and exposed the world to Area 51 back in 1989, warns against storming the classified U.S. Air Force base.

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    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  6. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Area 51 is no longer THE base. People are not wise to go there but as far as aliens it's not where they are anymore. Seems people doing this want aliens disclosed. I get it I find UFO interesting but think how well known this place is. Not where to hide things.

    It's also what I'm told from friends but I don't have the clearance to know the truth either.


    That's disappointing. I thought you had more brains than that.
     
  7. guerillabedlam

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    Why you say this, because I haven't signed up for the Area 51 raid?
     
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  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Some Ufologists believe that much of what took place at Area-51 has been moved to Dugway Proving Ground (DPG) in Utah
     
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  9. 6-eyed shaman

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    Their plans for this event in 2 months has been made public. Therefore this gives Area 51 plenty of time to prepare. Even if alien cadavers and flying saucer parts were being stored there. Area 51 would be able to move all that stuff away, along with the government's top secrets somewhere else in time for this crazy flash mob.
     
  10. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    Clone Jutsu!
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Concentration camps please
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

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    "Oh my god, the US Government didnt supply enough toilet paper, so it was just like Auschwitz" ;)
     
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    Reminds me of something..

    Everything that has transpired has done so, according to my design. Your friends, out there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them...
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    And how did that work out for the supreme planner (and his best troops)? :-D
     
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    as long as its a good battle. I dont care who the winner is..
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

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    How did it work out for him?

    He comes back to life 3 episodes later ;)
     
  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    That's just you. The crux is he sounded real certain but lost horribly.

    I hope so for him, but not for the sake of the movies/story. So actually, lets hope not :p
     
  18. guerillabedlam

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    Geezus, How many damn people do you think are going to defy the warning to not come?

    I suppose if enough do, we can just forget that official statements were made that this area is considered important to the government and military to uphold standards and the centers (or camps) are not equipped to handle a massive influx of people trespassing.
     
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    Organizing an attack on a military or detention center, isn't going to end well for those organizers.

    While its a meme =/ memes are influential.
     
  20. It just wouldn't be pragmatic to storm a detention center. Even if they were killing people.
     

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