42 things to hate about New England.

it's called "So what? I was fucking DRUNK!"
theres even a facebook group dedicated to did

apparently when i was really fucking wasted a little while ago i asked a stranger to "fuck me hard"
we all do shit when we're drunk
although i really don't believe the guy that told me i said that, cause he was a wigger
and i would NEVER fuck a wigger

 

I hope the Yankees win the world series just to rub it in.

 

Hahaha! I have never been accused of being a sorority girl before. Of course I slapped my friend's ass. She has a great ass - plus it makes her jump and squeal. haha

Yes I get giggly - I'm never giggly otherwise.

Have you seen the streets in Georgia? Only cows will see me.

 

i know i do stupid shit when drunk

just not trying to run others over

 

Good

 

no, see that wouldn't rub anything in. it'll have to be team like, oh lets just say, Toronto to beat the red sox and then win the WS

 

i'd say something to defend the honor of my city
but fuck it
the blue jays suck so much ass it's just pointless

 

what the fuck does that mean?

 

Still basketball season for me.

I don't care about baseball. It's fun to play. But on TV, I'd rather watch Trent Lott in drag.

 

I'm usually at home drinking alone when I get the urge to go down the street naked. I have three neighbors, everything else down the road is just pasture full of cows. I'm not one of those girls that wants to get naked with tons of witnesses.

 

Canadians are no good at sports. Their not aggressive enough.

It's an emasculated nation.

 

i don't know who trent lott is, but any man in drag is better than basketball and baseball

 

random nakedness with lots of people is a blast

 

hahahaha

that's pretty funny but i don't know if i agree with that
i've seen some pretty aggressive canadians
like VERY aggressive

 

For you maybe.

 

Well sure, they get liquored up and cranky sometimes.

But since they don't know how to fight or make love, theres really nothing to worry about an angry canadian.

 

i'd disagree with you on one of those
the other one not so much, but one of those two is definitely right

 

It's making with the love isn't it.

 

well no ones quite been able to satisfy me since you've entered my life

 

You've got some game Jessie.