42 things to hate about New England.

you must have laughed alot
that boy spent more time on his back than most hookers do


spec, would it alarm you to know that pressed rat and i are one?
don't worry in the dark the sex'll be the same

 

I did, but I was drinking a lot last night too. I get a bad case of the giggles sometimes.

 

Is it alright if that turns me on?

 

i think you would scare me the most drunk
but maybe thats just me....



yeah, i laughed a fair amount myself last night, beer

 

perfectly alright
in fact it turns me on too
we can leave the lights on if you want

 

You should be scared.

 

Right on, sugar panties.

 

yeah, i'm so scared that you might like draw me something
or paint something
or run in a field of flowers
scary thoughts

 

You laugh. A flower killed my father.

 

It's worse than that! Shh don't tell anyone.....but I love to go walking down the street naked when drunk. (Now that is scary!) haha

I tend to be a mean drunk. I've said some pretty nasty things to people when drunk.

 

weirdos

 

Fitz you're the one grabbing your friend's ass, and running into cars....so you are the weirdo.

 

a flower only wounded me son, i'm right here
but your moms a whore so i chose to live in canada away from your sorry asses

angela, you're like a sorority chick aren't you?
EWWW! that's even scarier

 

No I'm not. I'm too much of a loner.

 

i got hit by a car and jumped on the car. i didn't run into it - get it right . i got him a bit angry, spilt his drink and made him clean it up...but does that mean i should be held accountable for what i did? i think not

 

Worshiping some team with a pathetic 16-1 season.

 

but you slapped your friends ass and you drink and get giggly
and run in the street naked
you're full of fucking lies
that's a sorority girl

 

Tree-hugger, your picture thing freaks me right out.

I'm a Pats fan...all of Boston is walking around in shock today. It's like we all got married last night and found out that our new husbands are gay and our new wives have penises. (Except for those of us who are gay...for them it's the opposite.) No one can believe it happened.

We were pretty overconfident about this game.

Sigh...pitchers and catchers report in 10 days or so. Go Sox?

Edit: re. football being gay: I can say that at least in Boston, Tom Brady has achieved a whole new status. Guys freely talk about how much they would love to make sweet, sweet love to him, and it's just accepted that that's not gay at all - it's just Tom Brady.

Yes, it's getting a little weird.

 

ahem, 18-1

 

GO SOX!!