4 Word Story

august. His favorite passtime

 

is masturbation with stuffed

 

chickens, usually from dinner.

 

Bears and deer rolling

 

dice on the lawn

 

and crapping out often

 

the pig flu puss

 

in all colors of

 

Not makeing sense. New

 

drug in my system

 

system is my drug

 

which I can't find

 

because i am blind

 

without my glasses. Can

 

someone get me some

 

directions to the local

 

Eye Donor cafe, where

 

there is a discount

 

for the hair-impaired customers

 

if they buy plastic