3 things you did today

1) Got up at around 11am this morning only to find Gadget slumped across my chest. Pushed the lump off and heard a crash. Made some filtered coffee and had two croissants with French brie and soft spread.

2) Took a walk to job centre to sign on. gadget had already left for midday revision at the library.

3) Took a walk to the new open space in Town and saw a few ducks sleeping. Then Went back into library where I met gadget. We had a row and I kind of pulled her hair. she cried, ran off and well I doubt we will see each other shortly anyway. When she comes home, I will let her watch all those stupid Carebears videos. It is the only thing she likes to watch when she is unhappy.

 

1. Went to work
2. Saw some friends
3. ran for the bus!

 

cleaned the gqarden shed oout and wondered where I can get the blade for a handheld woodplane sharpened? and whether they would clean the other metal up for me.
belonged to my dad who died a while ago

realised that there may be no hope whatsoever
that we are all each and every one of us humans, a tradgedy theres nothing going to save the human race at all - because we are just to fucking stupid to save ourselves

wondered how so many people could be wrong on one website !

 

1) Had no sleep due to sleeping early and waking up completely tireless at midnight. Learned about Hinduism on the learning zone through the cold dark morning.Found out that different Gods are all aspects of the same god. I quite like Shiva and the idea of how each aspect gives, preserves and destroys.

2) Got some shut eye this morning. Weird dreams about people I recognised but didn't know where from. Also that Justin Timberlake was sat next to me and I asked him to show me some of his moves. He did something different. I then parachuted down and ended up in main entrance of Tesco. Apparently it was closing time. Somebody rang my buzzer non stop. Laid in bed, didn't answer.

3) Went to job centre to use their phones. Everything now is through jobseeker direct. You cannot dial direct numbers anymore. Why I hear you ask did I venture into jobcentre? I have this friend who broke my heart and was like a surrogate mother to me for forteen years. She has denied the letters from Talk talk about final payment as account was disconnected. 250 pounds. What world is she livving in if she ever thought I could pay when we both agreed that she would be paying the bills? Wasn't enough she broke my heart. Guess she had to hit me one more time. Unsuccessful at jobcentre, I stormed out like a steamtrain.

 

snorted a couple of lines of coke

did some Poppers

drank a load of red wine

 

1. Laughed like a loon at a passage in a novel
2. Listened to the Beatles
3. Remembered why I love my job

 

grouted ............yockered at tele when i saw blairs boatrace ............fed the birds

 

School
Laid in the sun
Worked on a presentation

 

1) Got up at 12.25pm and took a walk down to the local river to ponder over my collective thoughts.Bumped into Gadget who was in an unusually smilie mood today. i think she was high on fizzy drinks and candy sugar.

2) Took a walk up to train station and paid my fare to Brom North. Well you can imagine what happened next; Got caught out in the Tempest.

3)Went to the shop to buy some superkings blue. Have only smoked one but through the rest away.

 

went up to sunderland and robbed a car ........went back up to sunderland and robbed another car.......went back up to sunderland to rob another car but someone else beat me to it .

 

1 Woke up with a sore head.

2 Remembered I lost my temper last night but luckily nothing came from it.

3 Mapping a route card to wander around the Buttermere fells tomorrow, weather permitting; oh and found my car stolen with an Evertonian message left on the ground were it was parked, thievin' fuckers.

 

was gonna go back up to sunderland to rob another car but decided to go to widnes to rob some shoes as the soles on me other ones wore out going up to sunderland and am fuckin knackered .

 

1) Chopped a few cabbages with a sharp knife this morning and stored them in air tight tubs for tomorrows roast. I have the v slicer and it is wonderful.

2) Put on the tv. I switched onto TMF. I listened to Elton Johns song called Candle in the wind.(Diana version) It goes something like Englands rose across a hill, something somthing, candle burned out long before, your legend ever will.

3) Listened in on next doors latest arguement. The kid is a hoe. She goes to that school in lewisham called Prendaghast. They are all hoes up there. Made some coffee then walked down the road. Saw a pigeon not moving but was on its feet. I nudged him over to the wall as it was in the middle of hoove lanes.

 

............GOT SONED GOT MORE STONED THEN WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A BAG OF CEMENT .

 

cured a hangover

ate a BLT sarnie

sat in the garden for a few minutes between rain storms

 

1) Got up late today. Rolled out of bed at 12.30 to the incessant song, Beautiful Liar which was being played by my neighbours for the umpteenth time.

2)Had no breakfast, but went out. Saw a cat sleeping.flicked a penny and it stared at me before going. It was resting on the place my favourite cat used to catch a tan. It suddenly vanished (my favourite cat) one day. it was black and white and was a girl apparently

3)Entered library, lots of people running about as though I was in some kind of mental institute. Even the kids had bicycle helmets on whilst waiting for the clark to come check out some simple books called Ben.
Have just had a BT Bacon and tomato roll with no lettuce. Gone off lettuce for some reason.

 

Absailed down the side of Barclays in Canary Wharf for a laugh
hoping to attract some publicity but no journalists wanted to give up sunday chillin with the family or going down the boozer

made my GFlaugh by having sex with her while pretending to be Osama Bin Laden

had a big giant shit that wouldnt flush down the bog

 

1 Scaled Cragg Fell on the west side of the Lakes. Looking N you can see the Firth of Forth and Dumfries in the distance, while nearby more or less WNW you have Whitehaven and looking SW is Sellarfield, (not as attractive) while all around are rolling fells, craggs and large pockets of water (lakes). Also got a glimpse of a red deer. Had a flash back to the Deer Hunter, me as Robert De Niro with......you get the picture.

2 Met another fella at the point called Dave, there's a lot of Dave's about, nice guy from Salford, Manchester. Had a bit of banter about footie.

3 Came on this site and read some threads and found nobody knows who Tony Hart is. Disappointing.

 

1) Went to the summit of Mount Pleasant. Very cloudy, wet and could not see past my whiskers this morning (Even at 4am!)

2)Gadget lay sprawled on the bathroom floor with a fresh towel. looks as though she tripped and fell asleep before she got to wash Kicked her in the back to wake her up. She awoke, startled and then she had to go to the Doctors for reasons unexplainable?

3) Checked in at cash converters to get back my Ericcson as I pawned it for a while What mice do for money.

Additional: also bought an Oyster card. Yes, total credit 7 pounds to go anywhere I like. Woopdidoo

 

1. Sat underneath a DeHavilland Mosquito in an RAF uniform
2. Pretended to be punched in the face about seven times while holding a plastic gun
3. Drank sambuka