3 things you did today

Stroked deer
Gave a cow a hug over a farmers fence
Wanted to take a goat home

 

Yeah it was exactly that, knew my name and everything but i didnt have a clue who they were and im always suspicious of anonymous text messages as my hubby as a completley mental ex. lol.

well ive done fuck all today, but yesterday:

i saw the dinosaur, the camels and the wickerman
i arrived home
i watched the big fat quiz of the year and hoped 2009 wud be better.

 

Discovered the reason our kitchen waste comes up in our bath every day is the "drainage" pipes were fitted by cowboys (who may or may not have been wearing cowboy hats) who did the thing completely horizontal! Nowhere for the stinking stuff to go. Landlady blamed us the whole time, got us to buy drain unblockers etc and the rents extortionate for 1 poxy room and we cant even have a smegging bath or shower. Also found out all our floorboards will be up tomorrow

Realised the sooner were out of this pit the better

Made some photo albums

 

had a driving lesson
watched a film with hubby
read a newspaper (that was a novelty)

 

cleaned a school
cooked breakfast at the community cafe
rode my bike in the snow

 

went shopping
fed the dog
took a nap

 

gave away a juicer to a nice lady on freecycle
cleaned out the fish
ignored my phone

 

1. watched this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0ggNVhaE0 (friggin awesome).
2. did a lame geography test.
3. blew my nose.

 

1. played wipeout fusion with my hubby until our eyes hurt.
2. fixed the bed which was nearly collapsing.
3. helped with hubbys essay.

 

fancied a wank and jizzed over a picture of two lesbians going at it hammer and tongs.
took a photo of the aforementioned picture after i had done the dirty
posted the picture on a vulgar website

 

Laughed at cartman beating up a midget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YRWFc6wItU

hahahahahahahaha

also laughed at this
Kersal massive meets kevin powder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c

Went to tottenham court road computer fair
but its totally shit now -
bought a wireless lan card

 

woke up

had a nice breakfast

went to hip forums

 

drank ale

made steak and ale hot pot

watched united trash chelsea

 

1. Ate waaaay too many toffees
2. Felt dizzy
3. Didn't do enough work

 

Played hide and seek
Watched 2 films
Made up a 4 verse song in the shower

 

1. Joined the gym
2. Signed up for French lessons
3. Went for a wander through the houses of lords and commons


a very good day!

 

1. Thought about how much Pinkmoon must have exercised her hands and fingers today
2. Wrote emails
3. Wrote sarcastic comments on my students' essays

 

Played dominoes with someone for the first time in many years and by the end of the third game I began to wonder if life had any meaning and almost lost the will to live

Took some photographs of a car that sped through some traffic lights on red, and rang the police from a phonebox and offered to sell the photos to the police, but they said I should give them over free of charge, so I put the phone down and rang the daily mail but they didnt want to buy them either so I deleted them.

Got depressed thinking about how my favourite cat I ever owned, "timmy", died
(he got run over a few years ago)

 

1. Marked more sodding essays written by people apparently suffering from major head trauma
2. Felt frustrated
3. Felt bemused

 

Discovered my brother had been remembering something we did as kids at the exact same time as I was remembering it yesterday

Got my half brother who I havent seen in years phone number. He lives in America. Im going to phone him and make it clear Im not happy that he made my mum cry so much

Met some people