3 things you did today

1) Went shopping and tried to buy some really cool bright cushions
2) Bought loads of fruit and made smoothies and champagne cocktails
3) Got rather excited at the idea of Lithium topless

 

1. Went to the gym
2. Ate cheese & crackers, mmm
3. Revision, gah

 

1.worked
2.it sucked
3.Free veggie spring rolls!!

 

Got scared at Eurovision. Frances entry with all the beards and things...and Spain. Oh my
Got scared by some popcorn popping in a pan
Ate chips from a chip shop The type that sells them in the same tray as nasty cheap burgers and crap. And they tasted alright!

Ive got quite a bit done today actually Feel satisfied for a change. With life and things, i mean...right, ill be off then!

 

1) Went for a drive to see family and had to sit there whilst they talked and asked about boyfriends, so kept changing the subject
2) Decided that when we need to go back we will get the train - only takes two days
3) Thought long and hard

 

Won an argument and stood my ground
Ate tofudogs! Im expanding my menu and getting over my irrational aversion to anything that even vaguely resembles a once eaten animal product or isnt something off "You are What you Eat"...they were bloody nice! Just about to have them in a casserole for dinner too
Had a lovely walk and realised how lucky i am

 

1.Had the weirdest most rambling dream ever
2.Went to biggleswade and bought bombay mix, yum
3.Saw my grandparents and failed miserably at the 30 second maths thingy in the Mail.

 

1) It rained
2) It poured
3) I snored

 

1. Had huuuge argument over revision and whether I'm doing enough of it and the fact that I'm apparently lazy
2. Did some revision.. but not enough apparently.
3. Fumed.

 

1) Bought a whole new room and a Bonsai tree to go with it
2) Got very excited over the colours of a new mug - I have an obsession
3) Tried to think of what to do tomorrow

 

1. Asked a shop assistant if he had any nipples
2. Spent ages wondering what the hell facebook is actually for...
3. Found a penny

 

That's not the least bit surprising

 

1) Went and saw some scarecrow festival thingy somewhere, the Boosh fannage seems to extend far, someone had made Tony Harrisson and Moon scarecrows!
2) Ate some cheese
3) tbc....

 

We have a scarecrow festival in our village each year!

 

And i thought the cheese rolling was dodgy!

Today i

Ate more tofudogs, and far too much food generally
Sang and danced to Oh, oh oh its magic in the rain
Learned a few new Spanish words

 

3) Discovered that within 1000 years of humans of humans being wiped out, we might as well not have existed in the first place. What a bloody cheery documentary.

 

1. Visited some new puppies on a friend's farm
2. Did a cartwheel in the grass just for fun
3. Smelled some tall wheat grass which I then fed to some cows in the barn after mooing at them.

 

That programme was rubbishy, i stopped watching it after the first few years...How would the zoo animals escape? Theyd blates just starve to death before any metal erroded or anything. And i doubt that many dogs would escape from the houses to find food...in my experience of dogs theyre more likely to lie by the human bodies and pine and starve too. Plus wouldnt it all depend on what state things were left in and what actually happened to the humans? Bit pointless really. And it was all "ooooh no God damn nature would take over, damn her ass"...so yeah

 

1. Got my laptop working (does the victory dance).
2. Updated my portfolio.
3. Contacted some work people.

 

Maybe they'd ermm...get hungry and smash the walls down. That did confuse me that bit honestly, but I reckon one or two'd make it out, they did in madagascar.

Most dogs'd pine, but I doubt they all would. Like all those chavvy pit bulls and bulldogs, they'd probably just eat their owners and then go off.

It was so badly over dramatised though, I kept laughing every time they showed moss growing then had really loud scary music in the background.