3 Jokes I've Made Up -

1. What did one paint sample say to the other sample?
I love hue

2. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter Shut - Up (I don't really like this one)

3. One bed was bossing another bed around. What did the bed being bossed around say to the first bed?
Make Me.

 

hahaha. Those are perfect and I'm going to use them right now. My dad and I do this thing where we will call each other and tell each other a joke like yours then just hang up before the other person can say anything. We call them "10 second calls"

EDIT: I called and told him the first one. He laughed!!!

 

Shit, that just started the game. He's already called me back 2 times telling me jokes.

 

They're not bad ... but I wouldn't give up the day job just yet