25 Minutes To Go

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Joshua Tree, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    If you had 25 minutes to go what would you do? Would you have beans for your last meal? I'd probably have a nice veggie lasagne. Then I think I'd write a poem. I suppose the youf of today might spend their last 25 minutes playing GTA or something. Or checking their phones. That wouldn't make for such a good song though.

     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I'd Sit On My Back Verandah...... With A Glass Of Champagne......Surrounded By My Cats......:smilecat::smilecat::smilecat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  3. mcme

    mcme lurker

    I'd go swimming in the ocean. The feeling of being surrounded and held by it would make the twenty five minutes seem like forever. Which it sort of would be.
     
  4. Wank for 24 minutes
     
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  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    Don't You Do That Every Day....???.. :p



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    ^^

    ^^

    What are you going to do for the next 23 mins? :sweatsmile:
     
  7. Visexual

    Visexual Member

    I'd sulk because 25 minutes isn't enough time to get to Washington DC with my weapons of mass destruction.
     
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  8. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

    Watch an episode of “insert shitty tv show here”. That feels like an eternity! *rimjob*

    ...I mean...
     
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  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    that ain't long enough to be worth trying to leave the house.
    pretty sure i'd do the best think i could do,
    which is to lay down and close my eyes,
    and do some meditation stuff,
    the kind that turns the imagination loose in a good way.
     
  10. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    I'd just step sideways in time and miss it...
     
  11. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Best Member

    I'd just start walking and see what happens.
     
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  12. Driftrue

    Driftrue Pass All Fail All HipForums Supporter

    This hypothetical question is stressing me out
     
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  13. Mike Literous

    Mike Literous Member

    25 minutes with Kylie Minogue and she wants my body badly :tongueout:
     
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  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    At Your Age It Would Take 24 Minutes To Undo Your Belt......That Leaves 1 Minute To "Find It"......

    Methinks Kylie Will Remain Perfectly Safe...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Well if we're getting into that sort of territory I wouldn't mind taking a quick dip with Louise Wener.

     
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  16. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Sounds like the classic Freudian defence mechanism of 'projection' Glen :)

    Psychological projection - Wikipedia

     
  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    Note To Joshua Tree.......This Coming Xmas Eve......Don't Bother Checking Your Mail Box

    For The Usual Xmas Card From GLEN......Just A Few Spider Webs And Some Junk Mail

    Will Be Your Seasons Greetings For 2019...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  18. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Ah Glen, looks like I'll have to cancel that crate of Chardonnay I was going to send you then!
     
  19. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    Hold The Presses.......GLEN Just May Have To Print A "Retraction" Re His Last Post...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  20. Mike Literous

    Mike Literous Member

    You wouldn't need 25 minutes :hearteyes:
     
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