22 rules of whippage

Is this the most controlling girlfriend ever?

 

Assuming That Is Real......She's A "Nut Job".......



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm going to put money on number 9 being the deal breaker

 

"I will kill you." Underlined in red. Smiley face drawn on the side to illustrate that she is being lighthearted (she is joking, right...?).

 

This girl could be perfectly normal for all I know but Unfortunately she got meme'd and this thread reminds me of her.

 

That's nauseating.

 

What did poor Keegan do

 

Except being called Keegan

 

Keegan sounds way too close to Kegal.

 

I think what would annoy me most is the "NOT" being capitalized and underlined.. That looks really obnoxious

 

Maybe he is one of those "I'm straight, but.." guys

 

Someone gives you a list of rules, pack your shit and bug out.

 

Do this, do that. Never a moments rest.

 

This attitude can be attributed to feminism.

 

Whippit!
Whippit good.

 

You’re not allowed to go on Hip Forums.

I don’t see that? He could hide here!

 

That would mean there is one male HF member that has actually had a girlfriend

 

How often do you get teh cawk, VG?

 

Also, top or bottom?

 

I was wondering who would be first to get stuck on the flypaper