2020 New Years Resolutions

I'm going to have to log in here more often so I don't miss the new saying.

 

My resolutions have all been delayed until Jan 2 because I'm hungover and have no fucks to give : p

 

Thatt'a girl.

 

Yeah

 

I always put the word, "try" somewhere in all of my resolutions.

 

Just replace whatever you want to do with the word sausage

I want to read a sausage
I'm going to do more sausages
Going to find a relationship with a sausage and have sausage

What are your 2020 new year sausages?

 

1: A small amount of exercise every morning. I basically hit my goal weight this year but it was mostly because I've been eating better. Now it's time to time.

2: Convince my boss to let me go full remote, and to move to Mexico.

3: I'm trying to be more positive, so I'm going to try and do one good deed a day. It can be something really small, like completing someone. I'm going to keep a journal of this one just to keep track.

1 and 3 were my New Year resolutions for 2019 too. I was keeping up (most days) until April when my dad died, and I fell off the wagon.

 

Isn't that illegal?

 

Only if you're caught.

 

Have my sausage taken in 5 interesting places.

 

Develop a good relationship with my sausage.

 

Just need those digits.

 

I'm just gonna stop being such a jerk.

 

i thought that was kind of the plan whenever making resolutions. you can't have a day when you're legally required to get drunk, and then expect people to get things done the following day.

 

2nd day into 2020 and I've probably lost a friend (not anything significant) because get this right, so I've met him like once and that was enough for me but we remain internet friends a bit because we live closer to one another. Anyway his friends are out driving and they need a place to camp for a few days and asked me. And I'm like what? At my house?

So he's like yeah for sure why not. Anyway I flat out said no. Said nah they can camp in the park or camping spot not coming to my house lol how fucken retarded is that.

Anyway he says he's "deflated" by my answer and I'm like look dude, you cannot ask me that straight up and expect an answer. You gave me no time to even think and even if I wanted your friends to for some reason come to our house, our home... and camp on our front lawn, that is not my decision to make on my own, I will consult my wife and she will say no too.

Anyway if he never talks to me again I won't be upset. He's totally fried in the head and I met him once because I was in the area and I'd never want to do it again. I just thought it was a bit of a lul. Like these are all normal busts you make during the year anyway, but so far I've had some absolute pearlas.

 

I had THE best January 1st of my life.
One of the events was having tea with a woman I met five minutes previously because she had a horse in her front garden with its head and front feet in the front door. And obviously when you see that you have to ask questions.

 

Was the horse there for tea too?

 

Completing another person doesn't sound that small of a task

He's already aiming to move to Mexico

 

Pretty much : )

 

My god... I must of still been hammered last night.