2019 Resolutions

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ashalicious, Dec 11, 2018.

  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I think it helps to have a wing man/wing woman when using this approach
    You might be able to combine helping others with finding your lady friend.

    People who volunteer are usually very nice.
     
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  2. parua

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    I'm going to start putting my keys in a specific, special spot.
     
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  3. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    To get beneath 200lbs before New Years.

    This morning, my naked weight was 200.9lbs :flushed:

    ..... soooo close......
     
  4. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Not really a 2019 resolution, bub.
     
  5. storch

    storch banned

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    To stop making resolutions!
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it is if he's giving himself 375 days to lose that last 9/10th of a pound.
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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  8. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    I said I don't do resolutions but I do actually have one. This year I've been doing things for everyone else and neglecting my own shit. My resolution is to do all those things for myself that I kept putting off because I had to take care of everyone else.
     
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  9. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    At the stroke of midnight on NYE take a dump and pee.
     
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  10. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    This is a good resolution.
     
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  11. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    To make it to California....think that's a big enough resolution for me
     
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  12. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I’ll go with something that’s going to need a lot of work after 2018 - learn how to trust a woman again.
     
  13. I'm going to write another novel. It will take all of 2019 to figure how it will go. I have dozens of started and barely started projects to choose from. This time I plan to score some greed with it. Not for myself, of course.

    I want to get some things accomplished now that I'm starting to become a fossil. I'm also going to make more wine and put some back, labels and all. If it all works out, I'll make brandy in 2020.

    All the time in the gym paid off in 2018. It was so amazingly boring. In 2019 I need to find something more engaging. Maybe getting chased. Shoplifting would be perfect. I'll get Go-Pro footage.
     
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  14. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Sounds like there's a story behind that one
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    My resolutions:

    1. Not to get hit by a truck

    2. Not to use the toaster in the bathtub


    Easy resolutions to keep
     
  16. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Dude, I dunno. It's always best to start with something realistic
     
  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    On December 31st, right before midnight make sure you raise your left leg in the air, that way, you start 2019 on the right foot. :)
     
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  18. Tyrsonswood

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    Easier....
     
  19. deleted

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    2019 Resolutions with a toaster..
     
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  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    maybe deviate should get with ************, might be a book idea right there.
     
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