2019-nCoV Coronovirus (COVID-19]

Well, as a good American that's the only Nelson I could think of.

 

I'm so goddamn stupid I didn't get the connection. Seriously. Shameful.

 

There Will Only Ever Be One "Hip Forums"........THANK GOD........The World Just

Couldn't Handle Two.......



Cheers Glen.

 

OK, now that you (finally) get it, best line from the Simpsons ever belongs to Krusty.

Mrs. Lovejoy: I don't think we should be discussing S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down. (grumble)

 

Some silly idiots don’t drink alcohol because they believe it’s bad for them.
Alcohol isn’t bad for you. Excessive alcohol use is though as is drinking whilst pregnant for the unborn child.

I guess Uber Eats will be busy with $30 spud orders though if people are quarantined and can’t go out. Haha.

 

This is absurd

FOX 25 News Boston;


As the fears of the coronavirus continue to spread, a beer with a now-unfortunate name is feeling the effects of the outbreaks.

A recent survey of American beer drinkers found that 38% of those asked will not buy corona beer and 16% are confused if Corona beer is related to the coronavirus …lol….

 

Read in the paper today, Australia announced an Iran travel ban

I had a little laugh, errrr ok, cross that destination off the list

 

Iran would be an amazing historical destination to visit one day.

 

Agreed, seat of the great Persian empire

 

Yeah, I've always wanted to see a public execution. I wonder, is it free or would I have to buy a ticket.

 

People are still executed in the US...

 

Yes, I know. I have never supported the death penalty nor do I support celebrating it. It is barbaric and I have no doubt innocent people have been killed by the state.

 

So there is a case of an individual in Oregon who has the corona virus and they do not know the origins. This person has not travelled to places where the virus is known to be had. We do know that this person spent time in an elementary school, but Oregon health officials refuse to say in what capacity this person was there. I believe this person was quite possibly an elementary teacher there. The person is an employee at Forest Hills Elementary School, which will remain closed until at least March 4.

to me, March 4th isn’t long enough.

 

New coronavirus cases of unknown origin found on West Coast

3 cases from unknown origins.

 

Why you insist on blindly insulting people here,, Nobody believes that and it fake news. Its a summer beer its winter here. nobody I know buys it on a regular unless they going to a concert, outing, cook out and giving it away.

 

Heh... I, um. I like corona.

 

Ive had Corona beer maybe twice. Not enough to remember..

 

Yeah... You people are all gonna die.

 

But first they gonna infect us...