20 Types of Dealers

The fronter - Always wants to front a bag, then pays you back, and wants to front a bag. Never willing to get up to par with his payments, every time he pays he fronts.

Kids- Small young and loudemoths, there parents get there pot, they tell on ya, they call the cops with your name, your in trouble. Never sell to kids, they are kids for a reason, and once there mom knows your name your going down.

The regs- My fav kind, constant coust's who always bring there money, usally these are the ones that will get the hook up, kind and coutrsty of the dealers rules.

Idiots- people who think that the dealers schedule revolves around them, and gets mad when he isent around or cant make a sale, gets mad when the dealer gives a rule, like - dont bring any friends over, or, i dont have any till thursday, and they call everyday asking you if you have more. These are the ones that you dont give a shit about because they are just money. You dont want to be one of these, we hate these kind. Idiots, people who use no common logic in business ethics, when someone ask's where they got that dank shit, they say the name. Just pure idiots. Usally ur going to get shorted if u act like this.


Wanna be's - these people wanna sell weed, they just know know you, but they tell people they can get you weed, and bring you a bunch of money. These coust's i communicate with, if they bring me 100$ in a day, ill give them extra buds for there hard work. They are very important to have. The ones who want to hustle people? get a 20 and sell it for 30? you know those ones? yeah, these are very valuble to a dealer. If you bring a dealer lots of money in a day, then he will like you

maybe sometime ill add more to this post. theres many more. im just to lazy to do it. all i know, is, respect your dealer. remember its not a store, its illegal. so what he says goes when it comes to his product.

 

as a dealer I've dealt with all those true stereotypes floe. ^ more of the "idiots" than anything. I ignore most of them when they call to be honest. I only deal with the wanna bes and regs these days. everybody else I ignore or say I'm busy (I usually am). But to my customers I would have to consider myself a "Mr. Honest". my regulars always come to me because they know I am honest about the quality and set the price honestly.

Right now my dealer is what they call the "Lagging Mystic" -

Characteristics: This is the guy you met at Burning Man or Reggae on the River who you run into occasionally at the coffee shop or natural food store. Most of your hippie friends have assured you he’s a kind soul, but while he’s exploring the nature of the cosmos with a mellow sister he just met, you’re sitting at home getting hassled by customers you said you’d hook up three hours ago. The Lagging Mystic will teach you that patience is a virtue.
Appearance: Most Mystics under forty have dreadlocks and Rasta-themed clothing, whereas mystics over forty wear sandals and tie-dye. Hemp clothing is mandatory for both.
Pros: Always has the best outdoor organic at reasonable prices.
Cons: Lacks a linear conception of time, does not believe in urgency and has no phone.
Warning: Requires an open mind, schedule, and the ability to listen to long, dragging accounts of his most recent spiritual awakening or communion with the most high.
Calls his weed: Medicine, Herb, Sacrament.
Catchphrase: “This strain of herb, brethren, has been blessed by shaman, Jerry, and the Most High.”



my dealer fits this to a T. I just run into him at places cuz he has no phone, ask him the rate on a quarter pound or pound and he shows up 2 to 4 hours later at my house or wherever else I said I'd be.

 

lol, this should be a quiz... haha

anyway, i pick up off my (biological) brother.... i guess he's a middleman. he only does this so he can rip me off. he won't share his dealer though .... he's kinda cute too lol

 

I've had a paranoid. Guy lived downstaris from my friend, one time he called him and said come on up I got your money and he flipped out. He was all "dude you can'y say that on the phone, I got people picking up pounds from me" He was so full of shit, he worked at Pizza hut and he was a definite doing this to break even guy, then he tried to rob my friend a few weeks later.

He got shot in the leg, and now hes in prison for a very long time.

Lucky for me now I got a guy's who group has the 5.0 on payroll. bet you don't believe me but our shippments always make it through it's the damnest thing.

 

I may have to expand on this list and create more details.

 

I have a Mr. Reliable Delivery boy. I can call him up anytime and 20 minutes later I got my self a half. I love this guy. great weed and price to.