2 Vegans Hate Each Other At Work

I told them that there should be no beef between them.

 

how can you tell when someone is a vegan




because they fucking tell you

 

Two carrots were driving around in a convertible.

They were having a great time, but driving too fast. Suddenly, they crashed into the back of a truck.

When one carrot regained consciousness, he was in a hospital bed, a doctor stood beside him.

The carrot said, "What happened? Where is my friend?". The doctor replied "You crashed into a truck. I'm afraid I have good news and bad news about your friend."

"What is it?" the carrot asked.

"Your friend is going to live, but I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

 

You work with people from Vega?

 

What state is Vega in?

 

and the earth shook (with laughter)
and the stars fell out of their chairs.

(vega is in nervana, east of cali and south of i don't know, but its in the southern part of the state, and its already warm enough for me up here where i am)