2 truths, 1 lie

you never broke someone else's nose. you're too nice for that.

i used to be a streetfighter.
i was once a beauty queen.
i draw on everything with sharpies.

 

WRONG. I can't touch my nose with my tongue. I messed up and only put one truth and two lies.

I don't know what a sharpie is but I will say that you never were a street-fighter. Just a hunch.

I make the sign of the cross when an ambulance passes.
I have been robbed at gunpoint.
I once bought a $1000 suit.

 

incorrect. i would shoot myself before becoming a beauty queen. oh, and a sharpie is like a permanent magic marker. and they come in all kinds of beautiful colors!

umm.... i just can't see you buying a suit that cost a grand.

i am shy. i love the taste of cum. i've hugged a tree naked.

 

I'm guessing you're not shy.

I have two beds
I don't own a car
My middle name is Lyn

 

wrong. i've never hugged a tree naked (ok, so my name is thus hypocritical).

i don't think you have 2 beds... who needs 2?

i get off on being videotaped. i faint at the sight of blood. i orgasm sometimes when i take a poop.

 

The last one?
I do have two beds.... I recently changed beds and the other one is still in my room, taking up space. I don't usually sleep in it though. (I want to get a sectional sofa to put in its place. It'd open up my room so much more!)

I have a facebook
I have a myspace page
I used to work at a grocery store

 

Right on.
And I'm not gonna answer hers, since I know the answers. ^

 

INCORRECT. When I first left college and got paid a fortune, I bought a 3 piece suit for 550pounds sterling. Oh how times have changed. I haveunfortunately been robbed at knifepoint but NEVER at gunpoint.

You prolly don't have a facebook. I don't know anything about this cos I have neither that nor myspace.

OK.
I've bought a porno movie.
I've had sex on public transport.
I've faked an orgasm.

 

hmm..ok

I would say no to sex on the public transport

I wrecked a car and was chased by police at age 15
I once ran 13 miles barefoot
I came in 2nd place in a beauty contest

 

WRONG: I have enjoyed myself on trains,buses and the underground. I have never bought a porno movie. I've seen some but never, ever bought one.

I think you won the beauty contest, not came second.

Here ya go:
I haven't seen a family member in over two years.
I haven't had a hot shower in over two months.
I haven't had sex in over two weeks.

 

The sex one, Red.

And you were right about me not having a facebook.

3 more:
I once took nekkid photos of my sister
I haven't shaved in a week
I've never been asked to pose nude

 

CORRECT: 12 days and counting...

The nude one. And if you haven't, I'm asking now.

Once again,
I have no aftershave
I have never bought a bottle of aftershave
I have never drank a bottle of aftershave

 

I keep getting confused. I'm gonna say that not ever buying aftershave is a lie.

I shifted a bone in my wrist playing a lot of Guitar Hero
I used to bite my toenails
I'm the queen of DDR

 

CORRECT: but I have only ever bought it as a gift for somebody else.

DDR? I don't know what it is. I'll go for that. The rest sound plausible.


I've been blonde.
I've had sex with a blonde.
My brother's girlfriend is blonde.

 

You've never been blond man.....
at least I don't believe you have.

The lie in my post WAS the nude one. I HAVE been asked to pose nude, even offered money to do it (by a professional)!

 

Lol, Red. Dance, Dance Revolution is a video game. You were right, that was the one. I'm just ok at it. (And for the record, I was 4 when I bit my toenails. )

 

NOPE: I've bleached my hair blonde and had it blue and green among other colours. I've never had sex with a blonde. In fact, I've only ever briefly dated one blonde. Brunettes are so much more my thing.

 

WanderingSoul, you forgot to leave a new one so here's another from me.

I smoke cigarettes in bed
I smoke cigarettes on the toilet
I smoke cigarettes on my motorcycle.

 

You're lying about smoking on a motorcycle. 'Cause I'm just thinking if you're riding the thing while you're smoking it's not likely to work very well at that speed. You might lose the ciggy or it could just go out. Or maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.

Haha, I can't believe you dyed so many times. Red is your natural color, right?

For real.

 

I forgot to add new ones. Here they are:

I don't dream in color
I love eating ramen noodles raw from the packet
I need money