2 line poem challenge

A smile grew upon my face...
been so long seems out of place


If only I knew what they were trying to say
if its about me i'll make them pay



batons rained down upon the man

 

batons rained down upon man
as women sent them back again

as freebirds sang a song of freedom

 

as freebirds sang a song of freedom
I couldn't help but look up at them

so wild and free..I wish that was me....

 

so wild and free..I wish that was me....
and so I asked them round for tea!

and as I did, they sang a song..

 

and as i did, they sang a song
an all the animals sang along

and danced to thunder in the sky

 

and danced to thunder in the sky
dancing so agile and spry....

if only I could, I'll try......

 

if only I could, I'll try......
if only i would, I'd fly......

dinners at 8, don't bring a thing

 

dinners at 8, don't bring a thing
right on time I hear the doorbell ring


The night was blast, enjoyed with old friends....

 

The night was blast, enjoyed with old friends
So old that we now all wear Depends!

If only I'd been given a clue...

 

If only I'd been given a clue
Then I would have known what to do

Alas there was no clue to be found...

 

Alas there was no clue to be found
No matter how I kept my nose to the ground.

Once, when I was very happily wed...

 

Once, when I was very happily wed
We would spend all day in a very creeky bed


Some things you lose some things you give away

 

Some things you lose, some things you give away
Some for a lifetime, some for a day

If only you knew which was the right way....

 

If only you knew which was the right way....
my thong wouldnt be on backwards today...


i sampled her cooking and i nearly choked

 

I sampled her cooking and nearly choked,
Her Dandelion soup was not as good as I'd hoped...

Poetry is not for me so show me the way to go home,

 

Poetry is not for me so show me the way to go home,
Go north young man, all roads lead to Nome

Ride high in style on a chopper of chrome

 

Ride high in style on a chopper of chrome
And don't look back, because this isn't home...

If the sunset before, you get where your going,

 

If the sunset before, you get where your going
Put up a tent and then you'll be camping,

But camping is cold and you'll need some heat....

 

But camping is cold and you'll need some heat....
So strip off your clothes and sleep next to me...

Before you know it, your time here is gone,

 

Before you know it, your time here is gone
So remember to dance and sing a good song,

Dancing is like food for the soul....