2 line poem challenge

if the snow should melt this sleigh best float
if not we'll have to swim back to the north pole

we could all freeze there on the way

 

we could all freeze there on the way
could be best we sail near shore

then bring along some wheels case we want to roll

 

then bring along some wheels case we want to roll
with room in back for all raindeers

to get them safely home

 

to get them safely home
and turned to pasture for to roam

rill next we venture forth

 

Till next we venture forth,you say?
Then,somewhere there's no ice

How about Barbados-I hear that it's quite nice

 

how about Barbados-I hear that it's quite nice
and there is'nt any ice

and greenland on the way back

 

and greenland on the way back
with enough goodies to fill our sacks

home to the hearth stone....

 

home to the hearth stone
to spend some quality time alone

with all the great stuff we found on the way

 

with all the great stuff we found on the way
all the trippy things with which to play

watch the horses romp as we rest in the shade of our oak tree

 

watch the horses romp as we rest in the shade of our oak tree
eating yummy cake and drinking tea

just chillin' watching the world go by

 

just chillin' watching the world go by
with a bite of cake and a sip of tea we settle back with a sigh

savoring warm companionship and the sweet air of home

 

savoring warm companionship and the sweet air of home
and singing rebel songs under a full bright moon

and getting the fire going with a few dry sods a turf

 

and getting the fire going with a few dry sods a turf
near the edge of the cliffs watching the bright moon reflect off the surf

settin a fresh pot o' tea water by the fire...

 

settin a fresh pot o' tea by the fire
and cookin' mushrooms in the ashes

until their nice and brown

 

until their nice and brown
with a fine mint tea ta wash 'em down

and a roasting basket of cnestnuts...

 

and a roasting basket of cnesnuts
and almond nuts to

and banana and garlic sandwiches

 

and banana and garlic sandwiches
all that's needed for a moon lit picnic with no hitches

as the night cools wehuddle closer...

 

as the night cools wehuddle closer
staying nice and warm until the cool is over

in the morning we go off to find a bigfoot

 

in the morning we go off to find a bigfoot
now there's big print but sasquatch don't wear a boot

we need to get deeper in among the nig trees

 

we need to get deeper among the nig trees
and climb up high

and then when bigfoot comes say hiya bigfoot guy