19 year old virgin-not by choice

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Nirvana Man, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    Your first problem is you,re into dudes . It's obvious because you brought it up.

    Accept that, then find someone you,re into I suspect It'll be a dude, and fuck them with vigor.
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I almost thought you said vinegar, Lode. Fuck them with vinegar, nature's lube.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i see that we now have a thread titled "19 year old virgin-not by choice" whose opening post says only "fuck it."

    i must say, that is exactly how i would deal with a 19 year old virgin.
     
  4. lode

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    That kinda gets me going actually KR. :D
     
  5. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    That's what I was thinking.

    "...but I'm not gay d00d."

    "...I'm liek, NOT into d00ds, though..."

    "...but that would be gay..."

    Etc., etc.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. grimjivey

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    The real possibility of gayness aside...
    Dude, I know what your talking about.
    I was the same way at 19. I'm not a whole lot better now, but I know this much. Women (a good number of them anyway) like confidence.
    So you've got to get confident. Do something that makes you feel like a man. Don't shoot anything or beat anybody up or anything like that. Go on a 30 mile bike ride and then before you go home stop in to some cool coffee house and take off your sweaty jacket and get a drink. (sit at the bar if there is one)
    Or split half a cord of wood then go to the coffee house, whatever.
    All I know is I never got any until i had a job that had me out in the forest chainsawing dead trees for a summer. I ended up with a great tan, a few muscles, and a bit more confidence. That little bit of confidence was all I needed.
    On a side note, Don't go all emotional for the first girl you fuck and marry her, or your newfound confidence will be wasted for the rest of your life:eek:
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    so in other words, hit on women when you're already exhausted.

    i'm sorry, but i'd rather beat someone up and shoot them.
     
  8. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    Right just face it and move on nigga!
     
  9. grimjivey

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    Sorry it was the best i could come up with... Cliches about sweaty manlyness, Pretty lame I know...:rolleyes:
     

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