19 year old virgin-not by choice

Gold
:rofl::willy_nilly: :cheers2:

 

$200 and a trip to Nevada and you can change that

 

Concurr'd.

This shit's just too ridiculous to not be a troll.

 

You do realize I am simply giving my opinion...in mildly sarcastic way?

For all the bashing I give girls here, you can bet that the next hottie I date will totally mesmerize me and turn my world upside down.

I will totally disregard everything I know to be true.

Why do I do this? Because I am stupid.

For all the grief you girls give me, I keep getting up and coming back for more.

I think women are the greatest gift god has given to creation. However I also understand they are very often very evil. They will turn on you and strike like a poisonous snake.

But here is the problem. I know a snake is a snake. With girls you never quite know what is lurking inside. It could be an angel or a demon.

As for guys fucking things up for girls..how would I know...I am not female.

The issue troll boy brought up is he is not getting any and is not to happy about it.

All I said basically do your own thing and it will happen.

But really I love women. I also like a lot of other self destructive behavior.

 

There's a massage parlor called "Ho Lick Wang" on the corner of 4th street and Jefferson. Ask for Akasuki...........She love you long time!

 

pics of you?

 

One post wonder.


Laaaaameeeeee.

 

more girls would want to have sex with you if you had named yourself after a better band.

 

I've used this tactic, and similar stories numerous times when I'm on trolling spree


it always works.

 

Apparently you hang out with the wrong kind of guys because I could get you laid in no time.

There are millions of girls out there just waiting for the right guy to come along and the right words to be spoken :cheers2:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e06jLKIM2cU



Hotwater

 

yes
[/quote]
I think women are the greatest gift god has given to creation. However I also understand they are very often very evil. They will turn on you and strike like a poisonous snake.

But here is the problem. I know a snake is a snake. With girls you never quite know what is lurking inside. It could be an angel or a demon.
[/quote]
this is very true women are vicious but we can also nice and sweet and all that good stuff you look for in a woman.
[/quote]
As for guys fucking things up for girls..how would I know...I am not female.

The issue troll boy brought up is he is not getting any and is not to happy about it.[/quote]

yeah i know i wouldn't be too happy if i wasn't getting any
[/quote]
All I said basically do your own thing and it will happen.

But really I love women. I also like a lot of other self destructive behavior.[/quote]

You and me both dude

 

You lack quoting skillz.

 

HAHA, you said it so much better than i could have.




and, in an attempt to be nice, i will explain that "/" only belongs in the end quote box. so you start with {quote} and end with {/quote}. except with brackets instead of squiggles.

 

a troll wouldnt type all that shit, and Im not

 

fuck em

 

Dude, wrong forum. RT is not for the sympathetic ear. Which is why I'm here. GTFO. XD

 

welcome your intro cracked me up
not TRYING to be mean

 

Nigguh you gay.

 

i don't get how he's a "troll"

lots of people are in situations like his

life isn't a college fuck fest for everyone

 

Copypastaaaaaaa.

Tits + timestamp or GTFO.