18th Random Facts About You Thread.......

is it just me or have you been gone for a while?

 

Yeah, I took a break. It's good to see everyone.

 

don't worry... it all comes to this in the end anyway...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug5UJbjpVJc"]YouTube - Nagging Wife

 

welcome back dude

 

Good luck. I get nervous for stuff like that too, but it usually ends up easier than I think.

Thanks. I'm surprised people noticed I was gone.

 

Yeah BBAD. We all think you're cool, and so will she. Hey, shouldn't you be giving a little thought to whether or not she meets YOUR standards...

 

We tried to take all your stuff, but BBAD slapped our hands.

 

I been single so long I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy past standards :rofl:

 

I just came back from painting over the grafitti on a trailer I bought...and fixing the cables for the rollup door...

 

Ya hafta have some standards, BBAD. :toetap05: Here, I've compiled a checklist for you:

1. Reasonably bilaterally symmetrical.

2. No obvious deformities.

3. Female.

4. Intact sex organs (don't rely on a questionnaire for this one - insist on personal examination - you can borrow my vaginal speculum, if you need it).

5. English vocabulary: At least 200 words - must include "more," "harder," and "oh God."

 

I have lowered expectations



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxL1uXwSrdU"]YouTube - Ms. Swan at Lowered Expectations

 

Yeah well - I've been as good as single for about six years now...I would love to have a date of any kind with anybody remotely female...*sigh* So you need to do this for me, BBAD - so I won't think you're passing up the kind of opportunity that I'm dying for.

 

if you missed this..you shouldnt have
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=410599&f=229

 

that was neat ..but my processor really sucks

 

my gf broke the camera at the zoo, yesterday... thats great, least i didnt do it..

 

Hey man! Glad to see you're not dead How have you been?

 

You must get nervous at the zoo. All those animals eyeballing you like some kind of appetizer.

 

i did not go to the zoo, my gf has never been there, she went with friends..
my ex gf used to live 2blocks from the zoo, at night you could hear it, and smell it.. (when I farted-oh must be the elephants..

 

sorry guys'ngals to interupt, but i think Burnt is either seeking some attention or has really topped him/herself... does anyone know if we can find out where he lives so maybe an ambulance can be sent?

 

my mum told me the other day about her childhood memories of sleeping at her grans house near regents park zoo... she loved to hear the lions roaring etc... must be great for dreaming near...