18th Random Facts About You Thread.......

i think we have enough interest to have a spanking circle...kinda like a drumming circle but the drums are bums

 

you guys ever notice bbad never gets up early?

 

I think BBAD is a nooner.....Sleeps till noon!...

 

no I still look like I am having twins or at least that's what I was asked at the airport one time, how many months are you? said to the lady I am not with child, I wanted to say would you like a glass of water to wash down that foot. I'm just starting to walk on it for extra 40 mins during the afternoon.

 

I've had the baby since 4 am this morning...She has been feed, has had her bath, and now she's in her swing...

Its nice and sunny this morning...50f...Going to be in the upper 70's today...

 

Shhh...he's sensitive about it.

Being in good shape isn't necessarily about how you look my friend. According to your exercise your routine you must be in good shape. Being in good shape has a lot to do with one's cardiovascular system. I've known big muscular guys who didn't have an ounce of fat on them, yet they couldn't jog 15 minutes on a treadmill. That's hardly good shape, that's just looking good.

This guy doesn't look in good shape, yet he's an extremely conditioned athlete

 

competitive eating, rise to the challenge.

 

I would hope for that kid's sake that that picture is photoshopped, including the inverted nipples...

 

I think I'm going to do something I thought I'd never do; I'm going to sell my old Nintendo along with the many awesome games I have for it. I've checked the market here and discovered I can get $250 dollars for it along with my Super Nintendo and it's games.

 

I see what your saying makes sence

 

Damn...I slept in and missed the spanking circle...Tipsy, do you accept MasterCard? Maybe I should check whether the dollar/pound exchange rate is favorable...

 

TWICE during college I had a girlfriend break up with me right before my spring final exams. The first time I was a basket case and ended up flunking out. The second time, five years and many adventures later, I spent some time bending the ears of my support group and then got it together and did great on my finals. So: I had learned to handle it better. And the second girlfriend ended up marrying me.

But I divorced her 13 years later.

So there.

 

im awake every hour or so...it takes me ten hours to get four hours of sleep

 

There's a nap for that.

 

I'm off into the country tomorrow, have to make the best of this Indian summer they keep talking about. Even though I'm freezing right now.

Also, I can smell mulled wine

 

better a lapdog to the slip of a girl, than a... git! (courtesy of Blackadder)

 

I was just watching Blackadder.....

 

I love Blackadder, it's probably my favourite British comedy... that or Peep Show, anyways.

 

I'm going to walk to a Polish delicatessen for lunch. I love that place. The bread, the pickles, the meat! It's all so exquisite! Not to mention the strange chocolate poofy biscuits.

 

I swear i'm living in Poland now and nobody told me.