17th random facts about you thread

You could have vacated the building??

 

Mock all you like, but you know it's at least half true

 

I was tired and having a few beer. Getting up and going outside wasn't on my schedule.

 

Well, the moon didn't move either

so I guess you're both as bad as each other

 

Well I do adore you, and I can't live without you. I think we should get married right away and have 5 children.

 

screw you Harry

 

If you were Harry, I'd marry you today!

 

If I were Harry, I would run a mile

 

It's cuz I'm not around to annoy you.

 

Nice

 

Look's like i'm not needed. I am off for lunch

I'm joking. If I was Harry I would probably try and have sex with The Imaginary Being, 'cos he's a dream boat

 

Oops sorry, looks like I'm interrupting some tender moments.

 

I could easily and happily live a nomadic life.

 

Relax, I told the gays there was a free Madonna concert on that
there desert island...

.. quick then, full speed ahead.

 

I need to do something to relieve stress; remind me next time not to phone my mother

I feel like clay pigeon shooting or something.

 

Do you have a garden you could sit in? Reading always relaxes me. Takes the mind of things. That or have a hot bath with sea or epsom salts.

 

I had a hot bath earlier and it's pouring down with rain right now. The world is against me

I'm off to read soon anyway.

 

I am very grumpy, BlarghIKNDQsa!!@@@1

 

What's up Grumpy?