17th random facts about you thread

I feel like I should go to bed.

 

The best effort so far!

 

Are we still writing poems??

What's the subject? Please say it's not Tipsy still

 

Would that really be such a bad thing?!

My little ones keep barking until they get a peanut or a raisin.

 

Feed them then...

You haven't tied up your little poodle have you? Taunted it with food, poked it with your broomstick, or perhaps began lighting matches off her little, fragile back?

You are an evil peanut tyrant

 

I'll be along shortly

 

Umm raisins are not good for dogs. They can cause acute renal failure.
http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxicology/f/grape_raisin.htm

 

One - I don't have a broomstick.
Two - I don't have matches.
Three - I don't have a poodle.

My little ones are not dogs

 

I'll probably be asleep by the time you get here.

 

Didn't I tell you, I can teleport now. That's a fact.

 

mmm steak

 

One - Ok, you don't have a broomstick
Two - You don't have matches anymore either, you ran out
Three - Chargrilled Poodle, anyone??

 

And now for something completely random.....

I am having roasted taters, broccoli, peppers and some cheese.....

 

Now that sounds promising.

 

Is this an imaginary poodle? Couldn't it be like a wolf hound or something?

 

Imaginary Wolfhounds scare Imaginary Beings.

 

I laughed; I cried; it became a part of me.

 

They're great things! Buy me one

 

I made some homemade meatball sandwiches...one for supper and two in the fridge

 

You've made me quite hungry now