17th random facts about you thread

Perhaps if you write her a poem

 

Poems do seem to be the way to my heart at the moment

 

A bunch of us would come
Here to see Tipsy's bum.

 

it would bother Imaginary
and that'd be half the fun!

 

I think that I shall never see
A poem like the bum on thee.

 

perhaps if this poem turns out well
said bum will be shared with you and me

 

Roses are red,
And pink is the mum.
I think I would like
To see Tipsy's bum.

 

The standard of poetry here is shocking,
but, if it improves I might show you my stockings.

 

BBad would be pleasy

if everyone would tone down the cheesy

 

Think im a get me some anti virus software grind it up into pellets, stuff in shotgun shells and goto verizon and shoot everyone in the face!!!

 

Thy cheese filled cup runneth over?

 

A moderator named bbad
Tried not to be overly mmad
But he ordered to cease
The explosion of cheese
So we ate what we already hhad.

 

lol That's awesome


Fact- My lower back hurts

 

I guess that's the end of the bum competition - need to go to Joke-aroo adult threads for something like that.

 

Thx Did you catch that lower back thing from Tipsy?

 

I'm a gentleman, I wouldn't say if I did

 

i just caught up on 5 pages of posts in this thread and all i have to sat is...

...thats 10 minutes that i wont get back

 

There once was a lass
Who had lots of class
While we begged and pleaded
Our gnashing of teeth wasn't heeded
Then along came our tyranical mod
Who proceeded to censure our bod
All our hopes are now quite dashed
So we shall just break out the hash....;-)

 

hello.

 

That was beautiful!