17th random facts about you thread

I'm thinking that with this bum competition between lunar and imaginary, we should have a Mr. Bum Universe pageant, and all post pics of our bums for Tipsy to judge.

 

If there's going to be a competition I'd better go out and bleach my asshole like all those ass models do...


What, too much?

 

What kind of photo would you enter into this Mr. Bum competition

 

See, already it's gotten complicated. I guess we need some rules - no bleaching, no makeup, no electrolysis - just the bare-ass facts.

 

Better wait on this...I'm in the office...

 

The one that takes first place

Okay. Just the bare essentials then

 

the world is turning into fatties

 

But will we get to check out Tipsy's bum as well? And will we have a geezer bum competition also, some hot granny could judge this wrinkly version of the bum competition.....

 

T'is best left to your imagination

 

I resemble that remark!....

 

I'm scared of trying new things just because i dont wanna fail

 

I saw a snake while I was riding my bicycle in the woods...

 

I like this idea, I got ass for DAYS!

 

Me, me I want to be the judge of that...

 

Alright, Here come's the judge.....

 

Ha, that was ME lying neeked in the woods, and if you wouldn't mind, please don't run over Mr Happy with yer bike next time!.....

 

I'm off...hubby will be home soon...

 

Sorry, I'll be more careful next time....

 

Absolutely not!

I think I will do something exciting tomorrow.

 

I think we would all find that quite exciting if you please......