1001 Useless Jobs

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by morrow, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i think somewhere around "g"; as in "grand pubah"
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Nah,sod all that 'stay in line' stuff.

    I like G - as in Gristle Cruncher-upper
     
  3. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Hair stylist to the monks
     
  4. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    jingle bell jingler
     
  6. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Klingon language translator
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Spaghetti Measurer
     
  8. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Macaroni jar space optimizer
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    nine inch nail measurer



    hey puggy...im pretty sure the uk uses the same alphabet system ....
     
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  10. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    [oops-sorry]

    Opaque telescope-lens maker

    P
     
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  11. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    supermarket trolley tyre salesperson
     
  12. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Therial killerth with thpeech impediment'th thychiatric therapitht.

    [go on-try thaying it...it'th not eathy,y'know-that'th why all thoth killingth happened]
     
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  13. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    underwater sundial winder
     
  14. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Lisp dabber tissue maker
     
  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    We're on VEE,ya pranny! [sigh....wimmin,eh?]

    Very Tall Dwarf
     
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  16. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    whitewash colour mixer
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Xanadu spelling tesst soopavyzer
     
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  18. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Youth liaison officer for SAGA
     
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    Zika virus guinea pig..
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Alliterative Answers Analyst
     
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