1001 Useless Jobs

Lap dances can be erotic... even for blind men!

 

But if you don't know what gender is giving it to you, it can be horrifying

 

As long as it results in a happy ending, who cares what gender is doing the lap dance! LOL

 

Underwater b.b. stacker

 

That's ok for you. Mine better be a woman. Or else I'll end up being blind and pissed off, like this guy

 

Well, to be honest, I did not know men gave lap dances too! Next time I'm blind, and having a lap dance, I'll watch out for the gender of the dancer!

 

news reporter for cnn

 

How is being a reporter for CNN useless?

 

does anyone even watch them anymore?

 

I still watch CNN.

 

Measuring the patients of a sloth!

 

And how exactly are you going to do that when you're blind? (Let me guess...you were being sarcastic weren't you?)

 

Hot dog water sampler

 

Train driver in the UK in 2025.

 

The was the 1st and only clue!

 

Lol!! I'm not as sharp as I used to be.

 

Eric, dull... nahhhhh

 

Chief muff-diver at an all male nudist convention...

 

politician

 

Promise everything, deliver nothing, and lies, lies, and more lies!