1001 failed games

The "Volleyball For One" game

 

1001 ways to smuggle drugs into prison

 

1001 bottles of beer on the wall

 

1001 ways to be halfway to 2002 - sorted!

 

1001 ways to put air in your car tires

 

1001 things you can't do while being electrocuted

 

1001 ways to sharpen ball point pens

 

1000 ways to not quite make it...

 

1001 ways to open a window

 

1001 ways to tell your parents,"No".

 

Dice snooker!

 

1001 blank emails to send for your best friend to use,because you can spare them...

 

Give us a P ...
Give us a U ...
Give us a G ...
Give us a G ...
Give us a Y ...

nah ... nobody seems to want to play that one

 

1001 ways to avoid watching X-factor [and by Jingo we need all of 'em!]

 

Mechanical twister, the oily way!

 

Guess the flavour of morrow's vomit after she's been on a night out

 

1001 ways to look out the window

 

1001 way to quickly close Spiffs curtains to stop him having a court appearance to explain why he stands naked at windows.

 

1001 ways to get the guys to pay rent.

 

1001 politicians since 1900 who've been in it purely for the status and the money.
[but mostly for the money]