1001 and one things to do in your underwear

test the ice for sturdiness

 

Carve fruits into the shape of other fruits.

 

invest in potato and salmon futures

 

Shave your neighbour's cat.

 

climb a ladder.

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steal third bass

 

Draw a picture of a man buying a cantaloupe.

 

buy a cantaloupe and draw a picture of it on an etch a sketch

 

challenge Barrack Obama to a duel.

 

Give your goldfish a pedicure.

 

eat oreos and watch sci fi

 

Glue fake eyelashes on your spouse's butt.

 

Bore people to death with your stories told in monotone, while riding the bus.

 

Put on a tie and go to a formal dinner.

 

learn to play the steal drums

 

Water the plants.

 

hit into a triple play.

 

Find someone who is asleep and find out how many peanuts you can throw at them before they wake up.

 

Smell my feet, then give me something good to eat.

 

Refrain from sitting on a cactus.